From the Guardian
Hands outstretched, elbows rigid at right angles and jerkily moving to an imaginary beat, it is the goal celebration-***-dance craze that is shaking the nation.
From Burnham-on-Crouch to Crouch End, people are doing the Crouch.
The 6ft 7in England striker premiered his own unique version of robotics at the Beckhams’ lavish World Cup party just over a week ago. While Wayne Rooney gingerly wiggled his metatarsal and Rio Ferdinand archly clicked his fingers on the mirrored dancefloor, the gangly Liverpool forward was head and shoulders above his peers as he shape-shifted to James Brown’s funky beat.
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